To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.
by PaulLeary December 11, 2006
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Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."
Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."
Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."
Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."
Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."
by ConradLovesYou3 March 1, 2011
The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)
In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
by BDT December 2, 2004
A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.
Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
by Lemon Lysol January 30, 2004
Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020
“Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 6, 2022