clustre fuck 

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

clustre fuck by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Colonel Cluster Fuck 

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

Colonel Cluster Fuck by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

walking cluster fuck by jesster79 February 2, 2006

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

cluster fuck 

Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

The planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck.

cluster fuck by Rick Maize September 10, 2003

A Cluster Fuck 

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

A Cluster Fuck by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006