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2.
Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"
by Pat N. February 25, 2006
 
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A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.

Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.

I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.

It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners May 12, 2012
 
30.
Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.
Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."
by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 27, 2010
 
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A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.
Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010
 
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World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.
"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."
by P!o.o!P December 26, 2009
 
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Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.
Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
 
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A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.
"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"
by MellyMoo October 23, 2012
 
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Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".
The United States Government is a clusterfuck.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 14, 2010