A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.
Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010
Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.
Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho March 25, 2014
Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District
Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.
by Birtha B December 10, 2013
A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.
The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.
by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013
British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.
Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.
by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012
a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!
by Ivan the CheezBurger eater November 17, 2012

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