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The only word / colloquialism left in the scope in the English language which can accurately describe the BP oil spill situation in the Gulf of Mexico.
A: Have you heard the latest on the oil spill? B: Yeah, what a clusterfuck that's turning out to be.
by Daggoth T. Rothri June 03, 2010
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Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.
by Doc!!! August 14, 2006
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Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.
Example 1:

Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"

Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."

Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"

Example 2:

Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"

Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"
by SoCaliCali January 10, 2009
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a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.
Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.
by Johnsmith1010101 March 28, 2011
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Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys
"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"
by Bradz88 July 11, 2011
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a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation
your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)
by Da Monkey 716 August 19, 2009
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a badass word in general. There's 36 other definitions on it,so i really don't need to explain what it means.
Use "clusterfuck" in a coherent sentence, and I guarantee you that it will impress everyone around you.
by Spaceman Spliff June 09, 2007
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