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1. clunker
Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"
by some guy Feb 28, 2003 share this
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2. clunker
Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"
by Mr Ben Feb 8, 2005 share this
3. Clunker
An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
4. clunker
A half full beer left over from the party the night before.
I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.
5. clunker
a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.
When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH!
6. Clunker
A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
Visitor: "I never knew the clunker could be so boring!"
7. Clunker
if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1. "fuck off clunker"
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
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