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1. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium
The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
2. Clumsy
Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.
"Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy"
3. Hoss
1. When someone fucks something up, from being too clumsy
2. Someone who is just clumsy, stupid and cant help it.
1. When someone knocks over a glass cup along with their shisha and the coal - "oh my god!!! You had to Hoss it!!
2. Someone who is constantly clumsy - "Your such a Hoss!!"
3. When it happens towards yourself - "You know when you've been Hossed!!"
4. Schmo-motion
Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.

2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.

3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!
Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!

That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!

Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".
5. clodskin
someone who is skinny but is quite clumsy
a clumsy dancer is clodskin
6. clumsy pelican
The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
7. Boori
A clumsy female easily mistaken for the Pokemon Pysduck. She is a shade of brownish-yellow with muscular biceps and triceps. If spotted, she is usually drooling or sleeping.
Wow, you're such a Boori.

Way to be clumsy like a Boori.
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