2 definitions by IBE JESUS

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011
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Hey do you see that guy with the H.T.C.
by IBE JESUS August 2, 2011
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