cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

cumsistency by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

cumfiesta 

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

cumfiesta by keyshaw May 2, 2004

Cumsies 

When a teenager precums in his pants,it is referred to as cumsies.

" While sitting in class, little confused Steve went cumsies while looking at his reading teacher"

Cumsies by The Best Entertainer October 19, 2009

cumsiesta 

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

cumsiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023

cummiest 

to have to most cum

She has the cummiest face of the seven girls.

cummiest by skipapottomus February 17, 2009

cumfiesta 

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

cumfiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004