keyshaw's definitions

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

get head

v. To receive oral sex, ie. cunnilingus or a fellatio.

I got head from Kate last night.

by keyshaw January 18, 2005

depopulate

(v) A government euphemism for genocide.

Spin Doctor: "The government doesn't kill people, they depopulate the area."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

dick-all

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

by keyshaw June 10, 2004

loadmaster

(n) A male who releases unusually large amounts of semen during ejaculation.
See Peter North.

In this movie, Sunrise Adams teams up with the loadmaster, Peter North.

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

fall off

v. In rap music, to "fall off" the radar, either due to not releasing any material, releasing crap, or selling out.

Did I fall off? Got you in your room ripping every 'Chronic' poster on your wall off. Just 'cause I put away the sawed off?

by keyshaw October 7, 2004