n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins
movie about 2 fucktards
running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.
Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV
(n) In professional wrestling, a "bad" guy.
Stone Cold Steve Austin turned heel after joining forces with Mr. McMahon.
(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.
Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.
n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!
(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld
She's got man hands!
To jerk off
, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.
Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.