clogmonger
He shoved his clogmonger into her ass.
clogmonger by The Baboonaphile May 28, 2009
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cogmonger
An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.
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clogmonger • cogmonger • clitmonger • clogbogger • ClownMonger • Coonmonger • Clout Monger • Co-Monger
ClownMonger
Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009
clitmonger
clitmonger by Max Cummings October 30, 2003
clogbogger
1.A person (female) who often clogs the toilet them blames it on someone else
2.Someone that calls names when they don't know what it means such as: idiot, douche bag
2.Someone that calls names when they don't know what it means such as: idiot, douche bag
Wow what a clogbogger no wonder why she doesn't have friends.
Dude that guy is such a clogbogger is funny!
Dude that guy is such a clogbogger is funny!
clogbogger by Sasha Pringam June 10, 2011
Coonmonger
Coonmonger by Fr3eaze April 27, 2025
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