when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!
Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!
Beanz: For free?
Preston: What a flamer!!! :)
Beanz: For free?
Preston: What a flamer!!! :)
by wetdreams April 29, 2010

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.
Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!
Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!
Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.
by wetdreams April 23, 2010
