2 definitions by wetdreams

cogmonger

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

by wetdreams April 23, 2010

cum swab

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!

Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)

by wetdreams April 29, 2010