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Cloak Curse

1. The curse that appears in Naruto that states that any time an Akatsuki MEMBER removes his/her cloak in BATTLE or it gets removed in some way or fashion, that member WILL DIE. It does not matter if it is burned off or simply thrown away that character's death is imminent.

2. A theory that has not been dis-proven yet as every member of Akatsuki that has removed their cloak in battle has died from this curse. One could also say that instead of it being a curse that the cloak simply gives a member a mystical protection which protects them from death as they are so badass with it on and cant possibly be killed. Essentially, having the cloak on makes them invincible. It is only when taking it off that they are they vulnerable.

3. The Akatsuki is also an underworld modeling agency where the members in it are all strippers required to wear nail polish, jewelry, and take off their cloaks to reveal their chests to the fan girls. Once they do the fan girls with their malice eat them. I mean come on, most of them don't even wear a shirt under their cloak.

4. Once an Akatsuki member takes their cloak off and reveals their final move, that member will die horribly.

(Note:
.Orichimaru was no longer an Akatsuki member so it didnt apply.

.Sasuke and Tobi/Madara have plot shields which protect them from death until they satisfy the plot.

. None of the Pains were technically alive to begin with

Still no member has died with their cloak on, so its power is evident
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Guy 1: "WTF! Kisame just got killed off in like two chapters. Biggest epic fail in naruto yet. He's been in the series from like the beggining. He deserved a better battle."
Guy 2: "Its yet another example of the fucking cloak curse man. Kisame shouldn't have taken off his cloak. Then he would have lived"

Guy 1: "Wow Deidara is fighting off team guy with no arms and holding his own."
Guy 2: "Its cause he still has his cloak on"

Guy1: "NO Itachi!!! Whatever you do dont take off your cloak. You are so much cooler than that fag Sasuke!"

Guy 1: "Its cheap how Kakuzu was taking on Kakashi, Choji, Ino and was about to rip their hearts out. Then he was still going to take on naruto, yamato, sai, sakura and the rest all at once. But then they all teamed up on him cause they're wimps and naruto got lucky."
Guy2: "He would have won if he still had his cloak on"
Cloak Curse by marado December 17, 2009
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
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Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

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What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026