clerkly 

An ugly self obsessed boy, preferrably gay who usually happens to dye their hair unnatural colors to make themselves seem like a sort of crappy version of scene. Someone who is clerkly or has clerkly traits is always in love with themselves and always flirts with people out of their league and are always ugly and/or fat. Even if you tell a clerkly person they are ugly and fat they still will be in doubt of it all thinking they are absolute perfection and will continue to bug you.

Some ugly ass comes up to you and flirts with you, what do you say? "get outta here you creepy ass clerkly"

clerkly by The K Krew August 18, 2008

clerky 

Somebody who is obnoxiously nerdy, awkward and nauseously upbeat. They usually dress like they are from the 80’s and wear raper glasses (see: raper glasses). They are also extremely oblivious to what they look like to other people, and actually believe that they are seriously “cool”.

Napoleon Dynamite’s brother is super clerky

clerky by Sahar & Juju Arab!! April 14, 2010

clerklefred 

an annoying boy or girl between the ages of 10 and 23
usually of the name fred or fredrica

my god hes such a clerklefred

clerklefred by oooohhhmy January 17, 2009