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1.
Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
by tboy September 09, 2004
 
2.
Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.
"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"
by Frank Einstein December 01, 2005
 
3.
A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"
"CLEETUS HUNNNGRRRY"

"CLEETUS IS DISSAPOINT"
by free rHUGS October 23, 2011