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1. cleetus
Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
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2. cleetus
Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.
"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"
3. Cleetus
A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"
"CLEETUS HUNNNGRRRY"

"CLEETUS IS DISSAPOINT"
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