25 definitions by Somewhat Schizo
When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021
Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
by Somewhat Schizo April 26, 2022
Me: Yo Mike, Dougie's comin over tonight. We gon be sippin on that Cogney. You in?
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.
by Somewhat Schizo June 27, 2023
by Somewhat Schizo October 29, 2022
Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.
Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.
Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.
Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.
Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.
Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021