clear-up dump 

When you take a dump so epic that your head is cleared of all stupid ideas previous to said action.

Bob Saget: Dude you almost married that hooker!
Charlie Sheen: I know, good thing I took a clear-up dump.

clear-up dump by Jackie Crabbie November 10, 2011

Clean Up Strat 

A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.

Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!

Clean Up Strat by Joey Arsenault and Will Forbes January 12, 2021

clean up well 

To look good in formal attire or in an attire not typically expected of a person.

To clean up well:

A: Wow, check out John in that suit!
B: Man, he sure cleans up well.

clean up well by alayla July 9, 2009

no clean up days

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.

I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.

Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.

no clean up days by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

clean up your room 

A famous catchphrase of the renowned psychologist and phylosophical thinker, professor Jordan B. Peterson, referring to the fact that instead of starting to complain about our national or global problems, we should rather focus on what we can do to improve ourselves, our family, our local community, the spaces we are personally responsible for (like our rooms).

"This capitalist system really sucks, I'm going to do everything to overthrow it!"
"I'm not sure you are qualified to do that safely in any way. Instead, you could set an example and improve things in your immediate sphere of competence! Clean up your room, for starters!"

clean up your room by Edward the Butler June 8, 2018

Clean up nice

What somebody says to you when you’re dressed up and looking good

You: *dressed up for a special occasion*

Somebody: You clean up nice!

You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.

Clean up nice by Satan!t December 10, 2020

Whiskey Creek Clean Up 

When one makes an even bigger mess while attempting to clean up a previous mess.
Also refers to doing a crappy job.

What a total whiskey creek clean up! Putting peanut shells over your spilled milk in attempts to clean it up.

Whiskey Creek Clean Up by tigercheetahllam August 22, 2010