clean swipe 

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

clean swipe by MaddyK April 3, 2006

cleanwipe 

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

cleanwipe by Jake November 8, 2003

classwipe

Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.

"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."

classwipe by Screw Liberals June 25, 2016

Cleansiness 

Canadian state of being clean and free from germs, dirt, trash, or waste, and the habit of achieving and maintaining that state.

My friend in Montreal is such a hoser. He is so messy, probably the least cleansy person I know. He's really got to work on his cleansiness.

Cleansiness by Old mate eighty eight July 13, 2020