Clarted 

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Clarted 

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clarted 

When something is fucked up in some way.

"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"

Clarted by Dahatter November 25, 2020

clarted 

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

clarted by Technofrog March 22, 2003

Clarted 

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

Clarted by HudAtMin June 21, 2008

Clarted 

Clarted means your going to get beat up by someone

Oi big man, get off my ends or your gonna get clarted by my gang innit.

Clarted by beltedhaha December 31, 2020

clarted 

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

clarted by Jacomba February 27, 2004