Pronunciation: /ˌklær.ɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃən.ɛs/
Part of speech: Noun
Definition:
The quality or state of being clarified, explained, or made comprehensible — often to an absurd or excessive degree.
"I stared at the manual with peak clarificationess and still didn’tunderstand it."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'