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chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013
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Clamthroat

When the front side of one's throat gets vertical stretch marks from giving too much head to big, big dicks. This term applies to both male and female.
Hey Fred, have you seen the new guy Mike that just started last week?
No, why?
One word, "clamthroat"
He's mine!!
Clamthroat by Buns Master August 31, 2013

Sam Claflin 

A remarkable English man with flair of humor and wit. He plays as the gorgeous, (and might I add, hot) Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. He is an enjoyable and warm person. He is married to Laura Haddock.
"Have you seen Catching Fire? Who is the person who plays the devastatingly handsome Finnick Odair?"

"Oh! yeah, that's Sam Claflin!!"
When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
A "joke", often making a political or social statement, whose purpose is to make the audience applaud and agree instead of laugh. Popular with hack comedians and their fans.
Did Margaret Cho tell a single joke during that performance? Her entire show was just left-wing clapter.
The pairing of Cato and Clove from Suzanne Collin's book series 'The Hunger Games.'
Both people were tributes for the 74th anual Hunger Games. Clove is from District 2 and so is Cato.
Clato was never present in the movies, but in Suzanne Collins's book, Cato was screaming Clove's name in pain when she died.
Chris: I'm a Clato shipper and you can't change me!
Clato by Alexbelle April 2, 2013