chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women

Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.

chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

shaftwhaling 

The pursuit of large women near enough to last call to warrant a desperate attempt to not leave alone

Oh fuck. There goes Kyle shaftwhaling again.

shaftwhaling by BeerJesus December 8, 2021