Clarty 

Something that is unclean/disgusting. West of Scotland version of the word.

That bin is totally clarty

Clarty by Jane Boulter April 2, 2003

Clarty  

North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions

Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain

Clarty by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007

Clarty 

Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.

Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.

Clarty by Concorde40 May 20, 2019

Clarty 

Northern English phrase.

Meaning muddy or dirty.

Also something over the top or unecessary.

The ground is clarty today.

She's got a clarty name.

Clarty by Madensky July 31, 2011

Clarty 

Messy as in dirty, or a messy activity.

Can also use "clart" as in something that is a pain to do.

Cleaning the oven is a right clarty job.

Filling in tax returns in a right clart.

Clarty by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Post Nut Clarity 

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

post-nut clarity 

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017