Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.

Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.

Clarty by Concorde40 May 20, 2019

Clarty

Northern English phrase.

Meaning muddy or dirty.

Also something over the top or unecessary.

The ground is clarty today.

She's got a clarty name.

Clarty by Madensky July 31, 2011

Clarty

Messy as in dirty, or a messy activity.

Can also use "clart" as in something that is a pain to do.

Cleaning the oven is a right clarty job.

Filling in tax returns in a right clart.

Clarty by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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