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Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010
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Citizen Queen 

A freaking talented all female a capella group, putted together by people like Scott Hoying. The members are Cora Isabel, Nina Nelson, Kaylah Sharve', Hannah Mrozak and Kaedi Dalley.

So what you're waiting for? Check them out!
Ooof...Citizen Queen is slaying in their newest video!
A subjugated human, that was assigned a serial number at birth.
Bernard: Without a serial number you are the enemy of every state on the Governed Planet

Joe: I disagree, I was taught that Citizen is a good thing

Bernard: Yes its good, citizenship is the fundamental fulcrum of governing humans

Joe: GOD is my savior
Citizen by Felix Jabs Arnold August 1, 2018

cattivity 

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012

Cities: Skylines 

A game that's better than SimCity 2013 (without the disasters, unfortunately).
Fran: "Yo, the new SimCity game was so fucked up."
Sheen: "Yeah, that's why I got Cities: Skylines."