cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

Crunce 

The twisty thing at the end of a sausage

Man I hate crunce, it ruins the the rest of the sausage.

Crunce by "gendo" September 8, 2022

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

Spine crunch by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

The Crunch 

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

The Crunch by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017

Cirno Day 

⑨ /⑨ /0⑨ , also known as ⑨ day, but more commonly used to refer to the day Cirno became supreme overlord of our planet, solely because she is THE STRONGEST IN ALL OF Gensokyo. CIRNO IS OUR OVERLORD. HAIL CIRNO.

Touhou fan #1: ⑨ /⑨ /0⑨ was the greatest day in history.
Touhou fan #2: Yeah, ⑨/ ⑨ /10 and ⑨ /⑨ /11 can never compare. Although they're pretty nice, the anniversary of our strongest overlord is quite a ⑨ ish event, you know.
Touhou fan #3: Happy Cirno Day, bakas! *spams danmaku*
Everyone: *dies* @_@

Cirno Day by Daiyousei September 10, 2011

Cirno 

The stage 2 boss of Touhou 6: EoSD. The only stage 2 boss to ever get that much screen time. Arguably the strongest in all of Gensokyo.

If one is attacked by Cirno, the best defense is to talk calmly to her, and ask her a riddle. No matter how easy the riddle, there will be enough time to flee while she tries to figure out the answer.

Cirno by seventhfonist425 June 5, 2011

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018