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n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces. adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces. v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid. 1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass. 3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now. |
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An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home). "The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"
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Short for "granola cruncher" Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher. |
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To take a shit. I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.
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Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with. Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!
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a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!
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To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.
My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch. Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes
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