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how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it
yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.

but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.
by dane's boy April 26, 2008
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Woah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week
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1) A valid reason to argue with someone. 2) A delicious taste of death in a stick. 3) Something you are required to do in the military. 4) Stress relief from the assholes who tell you smoking is bad.
Mr. No-Smoke, "You know, smoking will kill you."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
by hunteddemonoid January 23, 2009
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Cancer in a box sold to you by a smug corporation.
The office workers stood outside their building shivered in the rain as they smoked cigarettes and desperately tried to drain the life out of themselves.
by limecoke9 August 27, 2014
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cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life...

whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.

and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.
two luckys: one for good luck, and one for good fuck.
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A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure. As another person said, smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. I'm definitely not going to make smoking cigarettes a habit, because I know how dangerous they are. I do love the taste of them though, but not enough to became addicted to them.
A cigarette every now and then is okay with me!
by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005
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Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.
by 2pac October 14, 2003
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