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Chomlette 

A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.

*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)
''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''

''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
Chomlette by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009
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Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.
Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

chubbette 

A fat chick. A chubby girl. A plumper. Someone with whom a hogger would go hogging. A girl that a veeter would watch. A veet subject. A chunker.
I hadn't had any good sex in a while so I went to the bar to find a slumpbuster. After striking out with a redhead bagger and a butterface with a nice ass, I found a chubbette at the bar who probably weighed about 180. She had big tits though, so I hit on her.
chubbette by PMax March 9, 2008

Chumpette 

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.
Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.
Chumpette by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013

chumpette 

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.
Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.
chumpette by Brash December 9, 2008

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

charmette 

All the boys like her, because she's such a charmette.
charmette by DizziChizzi February 9, 2007