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choadstain 

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.
Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!
choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008

chostincut 

A cut you receive from a handjob where the servicer has one long middle fingernail. Side effects may include the desire to stay up all night and watch anime.
A: "Sup buddy, want a handjob?"

B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."

A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"

B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."
chostincut by racist chris August 22, 2011

Chopsing 

'Chopsing' is a Welsh slang term for arguing or saying disrespectful things to someone:
EG:

Person 1: "Oh he is chopsing to you mind,"
Person 2: "I know, I'll just chops back like"
Chopsing by Elizabeth-Hailie October 2, 2009

Chopsticking 

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.
Chopsticking by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

chopstickery 

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.
Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?
chopstickery by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass 

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
Ah I got chopstick up ass