Skip to main content

cokefest rule 

phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile
"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"

"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"

"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"
cokefest rule mug front
Get the cokefest rule mug.
See more merch

Chopfest 

An overcrowded, alcohol themed festival dedicated the Portuguese culture, which typically occurs annually during the month of June in Newark, NJ and occupies several blocks on Ferry Street.
I want to go to the chopfest and drink some sangria.

I'm going to the chopfest to hook up with some drunk sluts.
Chopfest by K Dolo June 21, 2010

chodefest 

the coming together of many people who are chodes
"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."
chodefest by Cole HM February 11, 2008

Chokester 

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.
Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.
Chokester by Jay-money April 27, 2014

chokesterbating 

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.
The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.
chokesterbating by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

ChodeFest 

ChodeFest is a music festival, founded in Ohio. It's basically the best thing that has ever happened to the earth.
Person A: "Dude! Are you going to ChodeFest 2K10?"

Person B: "ChodeFest?"

Person A: "Yeah dude, it'll blow your chode off!"
ChodeFest by Adam Witner May 26, 2010

choke fest 

Where a woman tries to suck multiple dicks at once,
Jeff: what happened last night??
Chris: me, Brian and Lucas gave penny a choke fest!
choke fest by WELP May 5, 2018