chocolate train

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.

Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!

chocolate train by Phoenix Wrong May 28, 2007

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chocolate chicken train

A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.

I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.

chocolate chicken train by TheKenTaylor August 9, 2006

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Chocolate Chunky Train

Verb. 1) Taking a shit in your woman's vagina.

"Yo Steve, yesterday I gave Yolanda the chocolate chunky train. It took that bitch two days to clean out her cooch!"

Chocolate Chunky Train by froznalyve September 30, 2007

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Chocolate Choo Choo Train

The act of defecating on ones chest while wearing a conductors hat and having them yell "CHOO CHOO" while strangling ones throat and having ones canine observe.

John and I were making love when I suddenly felt a warm substance on my chest and I heard him yell "CHOO CHOO"!! I think he just performed a "Chocolate Choo Choo Train" because he was wearing his conductors hat and he made my dog Nibbles stay in the room.

Chocolate Choo Choo Train by Phill McHunt May 21, 2010

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chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

chocolate taint by Magruder January 7, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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