6 definitions by froznalyve

Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 16, 2007

Meesomploss

Noun. 1) Small things for you. 2) Little items you claim to be your own.

"Meesomploss, motha fucka! Hands off my taco salad!"

by froznalyve September 16, 2007

Caroling

Verb. 1) Find a girl named Carol. Date her. Do her.

"We went Caroling last night at Wal Mart, and ooh-wee did we have fun!

by froznalyve September 16, 2007

Lippapu

Noun. 1) A black person with abnormally large lips, who can't stop licking them obsessively.

"Look at dat foo' Lippapu. Ima put his ass on ma' window if he don' stop lickin dem Deezchops."

by froznalyve September 16, 2007

Panoonoo

Verb. 1) A sexual act usually acted out in the darkest of fantasies. 2) An act consisting of several parts. a) During intercourse, the woman lays on the bottom. b) When the man reaches climax, the woman slips out between his legs and clambers onto his back. c) The woman grabs his nipples, twists, and plants a very large steaming log on his lower back while he cums on the sheets.

"I finally took your advice last night, Rachel. As soon as he was about to cum, I gave him a downright nasty Panoonoo!"

by froznalyve September 16, 2007

Chocolate Chunky Train

Verb. 1) Taking a shit in your woman's vagina.

"Yo Steve, yesterday I gave Yolanda the chocolate chunky train. It took that bitch two days to clean out her cooch!"

by froznalyve September 16, 2007