choadblock 

Vehicles in front of you driving in adjacent lanes going slightly below the speed limit, preventing anyone from passing.

Mike:"Sorry I'm late man, these douchebags in front of me would not get out of the way and caused a choadblock.

choadblock by yaker11 February 28, 2013

chocablock

filled up with, no room for anything else, packed.

man this bars chocablock

chocablock by Tommy789 December 12, 2008

Chocoblocked 

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.

I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.

Chocoblocked by Twisteromono September 17, 2013

Chocblock

When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.

I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.

Chocblock by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009

Codblocked

Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.

Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.

Codblocked by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010

codblocking 

Preventing one's bro from playing cod.

guy 1- yo you wanna play some cod?
guy 2- can't dude, guys in his room with his girl.
guy 1- tell him to stop codblocking.

codblocking by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011

ChadBlock 

when a chad dares to block thee from accessing the features of life

Nigga: "FUCK dude.. I got ChadBlocked!"

Nigga 2: "What the hell is a chadblock

ChadBlock by CuckerDonker December 6, 2020