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1.
A poop that, upon entering the toilet, sticks to the bowl and stands up straight, with approximately 2/3 of the log out of the water. This causes a horrendous odor. It is resistant to multiple flushes.
I think Brian tree stumped our toilet again. Someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn't smell like crap.
by funnyhahafunny March 24, 2011
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2.
One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.
"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"
by Max C May 05, 2005
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3.
A nickname for threesome that can be used in public when you don't want certain people to find out you are really a dirty, dirty whore.
The first night I met him, me and my girlfriend went back to his place for a treestump.
by canadianssuck April 09, 2004
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4.
a tiny cock
lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!
by chris909 February 17, 2009
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5.
nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
George Bush is a tree stump.
by zack December 02, 2004
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