1) The stretch of fleshy highway between a man's goatbag(Scrotum) and your butthole(anus). 2) Slanderous name for a diagreeable dickball(person). 3) NOT a sqaure penis.
1)"He is such a greasy Choad-faced douche tool!"(Slanderous) 2)"Aw, Sarge they shot me right in the choad!" 3)"I was then abrubtly kicked in my choad with his steel toad boot."
by Ben Jonson December 8, 2005
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A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.
Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'

Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
by Prof. Phillip LaChoad May 16, 2006
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noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.
One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.
by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005
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the 2 inch area, although may be larger in more big bodied indiviuals, from the base of the testicles to the start of the anus.
I can't believe that he got so drunk that he flashed his choad to us!
by jase dee April 12, 2007
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1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."
"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"
by Qit January 13, 2004
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a very small and fat dick / dick that looks like a piece of ham

normal ones:
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choads:
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Connor definitley has a choad .
by copyrightfucker December 1, 2005
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A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.
Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!
by Nooooobsauce February 28, 2011
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