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A man that wants to marry a woman that sleeps with all kinds of men.
"That Japanese girl you are seeing is having sex with all those guys while your gone." One man says to the choad. "But I love her and people change." Storms away furious. The other man turns to his friend and says. "Whatta CHOAD."
by Drew June 08, 2004
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1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma
Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.
by Mike December 07, 2003
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101
Footwarts on toast, mixed with a good amount of Podge juice can create the ultimate Simon 'Beast' Shuttleworth. To lambaste or to wallpaper paste..
podge shuttleworth fookwart
Podge came in and podged shuttleworth over the desk..
by Adamo March 17, 2005
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I like choads, by the boadload.
by Jizzy LaRue March 02, 2005
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103
bryant's cock, that happens to be wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer.....
Bryant---LOOKEE AT MY CHOAD!!!
by DjEzE February 02, 2004
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104
two choads for the price of one.
two choads dont make a write.
by petrers lol April 13, 2005
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The little flap of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack. (NOT the same as gooch, or taint)
"She licked my balls and dick, then she started flicking my choad with her tongue! It was awesome!"
by Carl Betty October 23, 2006
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