A magical sword that is only wieldable by the Sir Clark Klan.
The SCK beat us to death with their choads.
To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.
The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.
by Alex February 06, 2004
A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.
"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"
by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003
A common misconstrued slang word originating from a confused noun version of the actual word chaos.
It was a choad of a song, with no actual structure the musicians continued to ride it on the sheer reaction of the audience.
by J. Corinne Gordon May 27, 2003
The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.
"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.
Peter has a sweet little choad!
by l.obermayer May 02, 2003
A very fat peice of shit.
Look at the size of that choad!
by Roddy666 January 16, 2003
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