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a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad
won't you pleasure me with your choad
by Tquizzie January 17, 2004
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A penis that is wider than it is longer. So short and fat in other words.
"Phillip Gaideski you have a choad"

"Yeah i know i cant help that my penis is fat and short"
by Ravioli April 21, 2008
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In fact when your rod is wider than its length.
Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!
by cyrusam November 02, 2006
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used as a greeting for a person who height to weight ratio is larger than average
hey whats up choad, ha choad
by Anonymous November 25, 2002
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1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.

2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.
1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.

2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.
by Jared Deutsch February 20, 2005
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A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.
Peter has a sweet little choad!
by l.obermayer May 02, 2003
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a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.
"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"
by Melissa February 01, 2005
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