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Chestlet 

A female, typically one with small breasts. (Often used in a negative context.)

Males may be called chestlets as an insult, much like calling a male a "little girl". (Also, may be a more demeaning insult than "manlet".)
"I don't see how anyone can like chestlets, more meat on a woman is better!"

"Shut up, you chestlet."

"Forget that slag, she's a chestlet anyway, not worth your time."
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Chesticles 

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Chesticles by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

Chesticles 

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
Chesticles by uvogin March 23, 2023

Chesthole 

An adjective that describes ones chest which caves slightly in to form a bowl like substance, perfect for eating M&M's out of. A large dent in the chest area which could easily be mistaken for a hole.
Girl: Look at that kids chesthole! I want to drink water out of it.
Guy with chesthole: No.
Chesthole by IsraeliChest August 7, 2010

Chestlet 

A woman with a flat or small chest.
Man, have you seen that skinny chick in accounting? She's a total chestlet.
Chestlet by Memelord July 18, 2016

Chetpilled

Being in tune with the world's most powerful dominions. An understanding that "cash rules everything around me" is more than a verse or acronym. Near every global event can be traced back to a profit margin somewhere in any market, legal or illegal.
Now that I'm chetpilled, I stopped crying at every NY Times headline
Chetpilled by UnrealChet October 17, 2022

brasumptious chesticles 

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"