cheney

1. To have no heart (In reference to Vice President Cheney's several heart operations)
Why are you actin' so cheney? Just go over there and ask her out.
by dcland January 05, 2007
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A genuinely kind and caring individual who will always be there to listen to your problems. Generally are great artists and are sometimes super gay as well. Cute yet easily provoked, which makes them even cuter. Overall a great person who everyone should know. However their fighting, wrestling, thumb wrestling, tic tac toe, and juggling skills are somewhat lacklustre. Also they have an odd musk.
Ulysses S. Grant: I was having a bad day, but Cheney totally cheered me up.
Cornelius Swartwout: Look at this totally gay picture Cheney drew.
Diogo Dias: After I teased her about her juggling, she challenged me to a fight which she lost. Classic Cheney.
by awsumyo June 10, 2015
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verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl February 19, 2006
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a seat in the car, behind the shotgun, because cheney was behind the shotgun.
Dude your sitting in the cheney
by erwr February 18, 2008
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The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.
"Honey, please get me the toilet brush so I can remove the cheney before company comes!"
by Capecodrob August 14, 2009
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some one who is afraid to say the word dick.

for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.
loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing
by aliiii333 February 12, 2009
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noun

The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.
When I got home from playing handball with my buds, there was this wad of cheney in my ass-crack from my sweats. I gotta remember to wear underwear, next time.
by slegotoo February 13, 2012
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