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Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.
"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"
by JTBcat July 15, 2009
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to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.
I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.
by Abraxas Romante July 13, 2008
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That guy cheney'd his old lady. It took the mortuary a whole week to get her face back for the viewing.
by 217truth January 20, 2007
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The reincarnated grinch who has mastered the art of puppetry.
In 2009, Cheney will steal Christmas... and probably Thanksgiving, too.
by The one non-Republican Texan September 09, 2006
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An attempt to annihilate the whole of western society through stubbornness, ambition, and ignorance- one duck (and human) at a time.
Also referred to someone trying to be a part of society, yet failing.

"That guy was such a Cheyney- OMG what a loser"
"Eugh.. LOL.. you are such a Cheney"
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
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The cheney was hung for his crimes against America.
by Gypsy Bandit February 02, 2007
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verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl February 18, 2006
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