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13.
verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl February 18, 2006
 
1.
(n.) An evil motherfucker.
"Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney."
by CBDS July 16, 2006
 
2.
To shoot a man in the face with bird shot from a shotgun, at a range of approximately 30 yards.
Your face looks like hell, Ed.
Yeah, that hunter really cheneyed the shit out of me.
by Don "the Don" Penman February 13, 2006
 
3.
A shooter of senior citizens.
Cheney, what a Dick.
by mastershake916 February 12, 2006
 
4.
To spray in the face.
"When I withdrew from Vinnie's mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheneyd his entire face."
by john mclaughlin February 14, 2006
 
5.
An unsupected blast(birdshot, semen, vomit) to the face, neck and chest.
Mid blow-job, I pulled out and Cheney'd my girlfriend.
by Galvin February 15, 2006
 
6.
this term can be used in a variety of ways. it can be used in the past tense (ex 1), present tense (ex 2), or future tense (ex 3). It basically means the process of acting like you're going to or actually shoot a man in the face.
Jimbo: What the hell happened to Todd?
Harry: He was hunting with Bob and he got Cheneyed!
or
Frank: Watch where you're swinging that gun, Jack!
Jack: What? It's not like I'm gonna Cheney you!
or
Billy: Come on, Mike! We're going hunting with George & Dick.
Mike: Damn it... Do we have to? That Dick can't shoot for shit. I bet one of us gets Cheneyed by that sumbitch!
by Fafnir March 06, 2006
 
7.
v. 1) To shoot in the face
The porn star pulled out and cheneyed the porn actress with his cum.
by C. Lee February 15, 2006