One of the lowest social stereotypes, chavs are normally seen outside a local shop, such as budgens or the co-op. You can generally tell if they are chavs by making someone who is stereotyped as emo past them and seeing if they shout stupid and hardly worthwhile comments at them. Commonly found in the nightmares of old ladies, chavs are generally anti social and aggressive, unless by themselves, then they turn into stuttering idiots.
Chav 1- "oi shithead, go slit your wrists with a rusty razor blade"
Chav 2- "oi mate, i got so fuckin pissed last night and you never guess who i shagged"
Chav 1-"who?"
Chav 2-"ya mum!!"
Chav 2- "oi mate, i got so fuckin pissed last night and you never guess who i shagged"
Chav 1-"who?"
Chav 2-"ya mum!!"
by CharlotteX July 3, 2007
A foul species found mainly in inner city or subhurban Britain.
Both male and female, Chavs have many distinguished features and traits.
.Female Appearance.
-INDECENT use of orange foundation, applied in layers, with a clear line between the natural skin (usually pale) and the foundation.
-CLOGGED up mascara to give the spider legs eylash effect.
-TOO much blusher for the 'clown' look.
-BLEACHED blonde straw like hair, 3 inch black roots. Usually over straightend or scrunched- so it looks like rat tails. Hair worn down or in a slutty side ponytail.
-FAKE designer handbags, usually fake Louis Vuitton or Dior with a double 'o'.
-CHEAP jewellry from Argos, usually in the Elizabeth Duke range.
.Female Traits.
-USUALLY alot more aggressive and blatent then the male species. Will give filthy looks and make ludicrous comments in public at anyone who's not in a tracksuit. Very bitchy, has about 10 friends who are clones of eachoher who constantlly bitch about each other.
-HOLDS vapid conversations on her mobile, usally robbed, in public places to a 'friend' named 'Shanikqua'.
-WILL have some kinds of sexual intercourse by the time she is 14.
-SMOKES too much and applies cheap deodrant over the smell of smoke in school hours- which makes it smell 10x worse.
.Male Appearance.
-WEARS baggy cotton or nylon tracksuit bottoms with reebock classic trainers. Wears a Nike cap to cover his bald head.
-DEODRANT consists of Lynx, and too much of it.
-WEARS a man bag, small nylon creation thats really a fannypack- but calling them this will anger the chav into a hormonal rage were he sweats lynx.
-IF he has hair it is gelled excessivley with wilkinson 98p Gel, hence looking greasy and constantly wet.
.Male Traits.
-WILL walk on quietly if by himself. If with his native tribe he will hurl vile comments, intimidate old ladys, threaten you to a fight. (Really all mouth and no teeth anyway)
-ALSO smokes like a chimney and gathers White Lihtening from the local booze shop. This substance is consumed in parks, bus stops or bridges- the container left around on the floor for everyone else to step throgh.
-CUSTOMISES his nans old Vauxhall Nova with differant coloured doors, 2 engines, tacky wheels and flourecent lighting underneath the car.
Yes, a Chav is ignorant to other trends,cultures, races and religions. They will piss off everyone who has the misfortune of being in therye class by making it living hell. Dont piss on them if they were on fire. Of course, dont make eye contact and laugh/ignore pathetic sounds or comments they make at you.
Both male and female, Chavs have many distinguished features and traits.
.Female Appearance.
-INDECENT use of orange foundation, applied in layers, with a clear line between the natural skin (usually pale) and the foundation.
-CLOGGED up mascara to give the spider legs eylash effect.
-TOO much blusher for the 'clown' look.
-BLEACHED blonde straw like hair, 3 inch black roots. Usually over straightend or scrunched- so it looks like rat tails. Hair worn down or in a slutty side ponytail.
-FAKE designer handbags, usually fake Louis Vuitton or Dior with a double 'o'.
-CHEAP jewellry from Argos, usually in the Elizabeth Duke range.
.Female Traits.
-USUALLY alot more aggressive and blatent then the male species. Will give filthy looks and make ludicrous comments in public at anyone who's not in a tracksuit. Very bitchy, has about 10 friends who are clones of eachoher who constantlly bitch about each other.
-HOLDS vapid conversations on her mobile, usally robbed, in public places to a 'friend' named 'Shanikqua'.
-WILL have some kinds of sexual intercourse by the time she is 14.
-SMOKES too much and applies cheap deodrant over the smell of smoke in school hours- which makes it smell 10x worse.
.Male Appearance.
-WEARS baggy cotton or nylon tracksuit bottoms with reebock classic trainers. Wears a Nike cap to cover his bald head.
-DEODRANT consists of Lynx, and too much of it.
-WEARS a man bag, small nylon creation thats really a fannypack- but calling them this will anger the chav into a hormonal rage were he sweats lynx.
-IF he has hair it is gelled excessivley with wilkinson 98p Gel, hence looking greasy and constantly wet.
.Male Traits.
-WILL walk on quietly if by himself. If with his native tribe he will hurl vile comments, intimidate old ladys, threaten you to a fight. (Really all mouth and no teeth anyway)
-ALSO smokes like a chimney and gathers White Lihtening from the local booze shop. This substance is consumed in parks, bus stops or bridges- the container left around on the floor for everyone else to step throgh.
-CUSTOMISES his nans old Vauxhall Nova with differant coloured doors, 2 engines, tacky wheels and flourecent lighting underneath the car.
Yes, a Chav is ignorant to other trends,cultures, races and religions. They will piss off everyone who has the misfortune of being in therye class by making it living hell. Dont piss on them if they were on fire. Of course, dont make eye contact and laugh/ignore pathetic sounds or comments they make at you.
chav 1: corralisha wheres ma fagz?!?!
chav 2: smoked em all lolz!
chav 1: YA LIL SLAG I HATE YA, MAH CHILD SUPPORT MONEY WERE ON DEM
chav 2: deres a fit lad!!
chav 1: OMG YEYE LETS SHAG HIM LOL.
chav 2: AND LIVE OFF TAX PAYAS MONEY
chav 2: smoked em all lolz!
chav 1: YA LIL SLAG I HATE YA, MAH CHILD SUPPORT MONEY WERE ON DEM
chav 2: deres a fit lad!!
chav 1: OMG YEYE LETS SHAG HIM LOL.
chav 2: AND LIVE OFF TAX PAYAS MONEY
by vonsioux October 25, 2007
A chav is someone who can only say anything about you when they have 300 more chavs next to them and there is only one of you. As soon as the chav is on his own they try to act your friend. Word of advice... dont get sucked in and say " oh dont worry about it" because he will just do it again. Take the quick, easy and best way through it and make sure that foot imprint you left on his face doesnt come off.
Chav 1: hey dickhead
Anyone other than chav *takes no notice
Chav 2-301: kick his ass chav number one
Chav 1: no... im too scared that my power of eating McDonalds wont beat him
*smack*
Chav 1: ow my head... what you doing man i was only playing...(whatever)
Anyone other than chav *takes no notice
Chav 2-301: kick his ass chav number one
Chav 1: no... im too scared that my power of eating McDonalds wont beat him
*smack*
Chav 1: ow my head... what you doing man i was only playing...(whatever)
by WindWalker1992 June 4, 2007
a chav is a soul less person that goes around insulting anyone that is capable of forming a sentance without the use of a swear word thrown in.
by JESSblud? February 25, 2010
Those two chavs thought they could pick on us, and we busted open their empty heads.
Have you beaten a chav today?
Have you beaten a chav today?
by DeeDurk August 9, 2008
chav. An acronum for ''COUNSIL HOUSING AND VIOLENCE'' They are often seen to be wearing a tracksuit (ironic because they never actually go anywhere near a track, field or gym) or hoodie with loose jeans and a flat cap. These ''people'' think that they are all more important than anybody else and they think they own the street. But everybody else sees them as self-absorbed cunts
two chav kids are sitting outside burger king,acting like they are the s**t. A man walks past.
Kid 1: oi mate, are you looking for some fucking trouble.
kid 2: A knife in your gut?
Man: (under his breath) fucking chavs
Kid 1: oi mate, are you looking for some fucking trouble.
kid 2: A knife in your gut?
Man: (under his breath) fucking chavs
by oxenhart July 6, 2009
A chav joke would be, "What are the first words a chav baby says to its single parent?" Answer: "What are YOU looking at??" or: "If there are two chavs in a car and no loud music playing, what kind of car is it?" Answer: "A police car."
by jessickuhh September 8, 2008