1 definition by WindWalker1992
A chav is someone who can only say anything about you when they have 300 more chavs next to them and there is only one of you. As soon as the chav is on his own they try to act your friend. Word of advice... dont get sucked in and say " oh dont worry about it" because he will just do it again. Take the quick, easy and best way through it and make sure that foot imprint you left on his face doesnt come off.
Chav 1: hey dickhead
Anyone other than chav *takes no notice
Chav 2-301: kick his ass chav number one
Chav 1: no... im too scared that my power of eating McDonalds wont beat him
*smack*
Chav 1: ow my head... what you doing man i was only playing...(whatever)
Anyone other than chav *takes no notice
Chav 2-301: kick his ass chav number one
Chav 1: no... im too scared that my power of eating McDonalds wont beat him
*smack*
Chav 1: ow my head... what you doing man i was only playing...(whatever)
by WindWalker1992 June 4, 2007