1 definition by CharlotteX

chav

One of the lowest social stereotypes, chavs are normally seen outside a local shop, such as budgens or the co-op. You can generally tell if they are chavs by making someone who is stereotyped as emo past them and seeing if they shout stupid and hardly worthwhile comments at them. Commonly found in the nightmares of old ladies, chavs are generally anti social and aggressive, unless by themselves, then they turn into stuttering idiots.

Chav 1- "oi shithead, go slit your wrists with a rusty razor blade"
Chav 2- "oi mate, i got so fuckin pissed last night and you never guess who i shagged"
Chav 1-"who?"
Chav 2-"ya mum!!"

by CharlotteX July 3, 2007