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A foul species found mainly in inner city or subhurban Britain.

Both male and female, Chavs have many distinguished features and traits.

.Female Appearance.
-INDECENT use of orange foundation, applied in layers, with a clear line between the natural skin (usually pale) and the foundation.
-CLOGGED up mascara to give the spider legs eylash effect.
-TOO much blusher for the 'clown' look.
-BLEACHED blonde straw like hair, 3 inch black roots. Usually over straightend or scrunched- so it looks like rat tails. Hair worn down or in a slutty side ponytail.
-FAKE designer handbags, usually fake Louis Vuitton or Dior with a double 'o'.
-CHEAP jewellry from Argos, usually in the Elizabeth Duke range.

.Female Traits.
-USUALLY alot more aggressive and blatent then the male species. Will give filthy looks and make ludicrous comments in public at anyone who's not in a tracksuit. Very bitchy, has about 10 friends who are clones of eachoher who constantlly bitch about each other.
-HOLDS vapid conversations on her mobile, usally robbed, in public places to a 'friend' named 'Shanikqua'.
-WILL have some kinds of sexual intercourse by the time she is 14.
-SMOKES too much and applies cheap deodrant over the smell of smoke in school hours- which makes it smell 10x worse.

.Male Appearance.
-WEARS baggy cotton or nylon tracksuit bottoms with reebock classic trainers. Wears a Nike cap to cover his bald head.
-DEODRANT consists of Lynx, and too much of it.
-WEARS a man bag, small nylon creation thats really a fannypack- but calling them this will anger the chav into a hormonal rage were he sweats lynx.
-IF he has hair it is gelled excessivley with wilkinson 98p Gel, hence looking greasy and constantly wet.

.Male Traits.
-WILL walk on quietly if by himself. If with his native tribe he will hurl vile comments, intimidate old ladys, threaten you to a fight. (Really all mouth and no teeth anyway)
-ALSO smokes like a chimney and gathers White Lihtening from the local booze shop. This substance is consumed in parks, bus stops or bridges- the container left around on the floor for everyone else to step throgh.
-CUSTOMISES his nans old Vauxhall Nova with differant coloured doors, 2 engines, tacky wheels and flourecent lighting underneath the car.

Yes, a Chav is ignorant to other trends,cultures, races and religions. They will piss off everyone who has the misfortune of being in therye class by making it living hell. Dont piss on them if they were on fire. Of course, dont make eye contact and laugh/ignore pathetic sounds or comments they make at you.
chav 1: corralisha wheres ma fagz?!?!
chav 2: smoked em all lolz!
chav 1: YA LIL SLAG I HATE YA, MAH CHILD SUPPORT MONEY WERE ON DEM
chav 2: deres a fit lad!!
chav 1: OMG YEYE LETS SHAG HIM LOL.
chav 2: AND LIVE OFF TAX PAYAS MONEY
by vonsioux October 25, 2007

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