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chastizing

A person who anoise the fuck out of you.
Damn my girlfriend is a chastizing bitch.
chastizing by josh March 14, 2005
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Chanizing 

a person living off of other people, by either stealing from them or using them. When a person is chanizing another person, they usually pick someone that they know they can get over on. They will come around more and more until they eventually just never leave. Chanizing people will be real nice and cool in the beginning but then start to get over on you without you even realizing it. Before you know it, you'll be left broke with nothing because you were chanized by someone shady. The people who do the chanizing will steal from you, talk bad about you, tell people lies about you to make themselves look like the victim. Chanizing people cant make it on their own so they have to chanize people who they can live off of.
"damn, that girl is chanizing as hell. I lost everything because of her"

"She tried to chanize me, but I out smarter her, she just doesn't know yet"
Chanizing by Mike'n'Auge July 17, 2016
Pronounced: sh-e-z-ing /verb "to chaize"/past tense "chaized"
When you or your lady are making ammo reloads and participate in intimate relations while doing the reloads.
Last night my girl chaized me / I love chaizing with my boyfriend
Chaizing by Lucky8CMD July 19, 2021

Chastising the Nun 

(v) - After Milking the Nun, this is the process of dumping the "nun milk" over the head of an unsuspecting victim.
Steve's asleep.... let's Chastise the Nun!
Chastising the Nun by Dementist August 30, 2005

chastising the cheese 

masturbating; pulling your penis until semen comes out; choking the chicken; flogging the dolphin; shucking the corn; cleaning the pipes; feeding the geese; beating the meat; spanking the salami; pulling the pork; bating, etc
He's always chastising the cheese when he takes a shower.
chastising the cheese by bater August 25, 2003

chatiing 

to talk for a long period of time with someone that you detest, generally on the computer, for the purpose of mocking that person or working on a school project
Althoug Sarah and Ryan hate each other, they stayed up all night chatiing, as they were assigned as partners for the oral history project.
chatiing by chippymunky117 May 10, 2009

Chastaining 

The act of bending over a woman and proceeding to dry hump her as she is attempting to force you out her front door
I seen this hot chick and I began chastaining her
Chastaining by Grmreaper December 10, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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