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masturbating; pulling your penis until semen comes out; choking the chicken; flogging the dolphin; shucking the corn; cleaning the pipes; feeding the geese; beating the meat; spanking the salami; pulling the pork; bating, etc
He's always chastising the cheese when he takes a shower.
by bater August 25, 2003