Fukin gr8 ppl like,im a charver like n am not ashamed at all it mint!!!we do drink ii do we,we get off our faces,wer trakies wich rnt fake,jewelry which isnt fake,and we act like tht cos thts how we are,im 15 and im not pregnt evntho iv had to av to pregncy tests,lol,so fuk it jus shows tht sum lases can get lads!uz r idiots hu al mok us.i luv goin to raves,i luv the mc's n fink d d.js r wel gud they make all the music n lyrics the selves,propa ofit!we fight cos we rnt pussys,we only got the crew behind us for wen a bunch ov posh,freeks,gay,goth twats start then we av our sel a lil riot,its mental!i go to skool do good,my boyfriend is a charver init n he got great GCSE's A,B,5C'S!!!ya divys mokin us,few ov me m8s r builders so fuk,if ya cleva ya cleva.my clown neklace is lush,beta thn th plastic barbie pink shit uva lases wer init,get a life n dnt mok us.im a boxer nd ava life so u cnt say we gt nowt else beter to do th lads train n go to the gym!!!ya jus dnt no th crak dya actualy no ne charvers ya dik eds ya jus jelous lieeek.
AYCLIFFE charvers crew consists of...
bout 30lads,5lases!
we all wer trakies,jeans sumtyms,th lads wer caps a cani lot,specialy churchie(me lad)n ul b suprised to no iv not shaged any ov me lad m8s,not evn me boyf so ther ya go!!!i av blond hair,a fringe,bout12rings,11neklaces,4bangels,4pair ov air maxys,1pair ov rokis,bout10striped fred perry tops,bout17pairs of trakies and i go to skool regular,prt4rm today or if am xcluded.we nok bout awa th park,we gan ov to raves wen we got sm lar.we get stoned almost evryngt n drnk a cani lot on a weeknd n party,soooo fukin wat,we ava life,me mams a pur lil pikey raver n al,its mint.on new years eve me hous ws a pur ravers mansion evryone ws ov ther nuts like.me boyf is luvly,spits excesivly,always wers hi nike cap,far ov his hed wich is fit!!!gels his fringe,its mad!!me mates cors havik wn thy pissd bt thn av to pay th consequences wn thy wke up th nek day,wich isnt gud,but shit happens lol...im a typical pikey raver and if ya dnt like charvers fuk of lol ya sily cunts!!!!if ya dnt lyk th way we talk uno th way out,sooo ya narrr get lost!
by toe-knee January 13, 2005
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See also charva.
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.
No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.
by Katie December 03, 2003
Strange, burberry-clad untermenschen who hang around street corners, prefix every sentance with 'Eh?' and listen to music that sounds like its been made on Dance EJay and speeded up a hundred times. Males of the species wear thick striped jumpers and rockports, tabs are optional. Female charvers wear earings the size of hubcaps and get pregnant at 13 so they can claim child benefits and get a cheapo flat. The wearing of berghaus coats, usually of a nasty shade of green or blue, is compulsory, as is talking like a complete retard and lacking any modicum of common sense whatsoever.
Typical charver phrases:
'Eh, I'll stab you in the foot!'
'Eh, what ye deein?'
'Eh, nar like!
by Myrmidon February 06, 2004
A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.
Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc
by Iain December 21, 2004
Serious illness from the north-east of england, symptoms include:
Burghaus and/or peter storm clothing
large ear-rings
large fringe
rockport shoes
smoking and/or drinking
come in large heards
little or no common sense or intellagence
young motherhood
generly annoying
own accent and language
lets gan (go) down the shop for some scran (alcohol)and tabs (ciggeretes)
by david h May 26, 2004
Found in the north-east of the UK in Newcastle. Typically hang around street corners shouting abuse at people and smoking ciggarettes. Wear burghaus coats and rockport shoes and the famous stripy jumpers. The females like to spend ridiculous amounts of hairspray on their fringes. The scum of Newcastle. They use such phrases as: "Well aye" "I'm gaan ken to get some scran" "Here man you c*nt!" They always fiercly deny their charver-ism. I don't blame them.
Another word for chav but used mainly in the north east of England, particularly Newcastle.

They can be identified by many things including:

-Berghaus coats
-Stripy jumpers, Fred Perry and Henri Lloyd ones in particluar
-Adidas tracksuit bottoms with white socks over them
-Rockport boots
-Nike air max trainers
-Lacoste tracksuits

They tend to smoke and drink alot, usually drinking Sweaty/Lambrusco (A £1 wine) for the girls and cans of Fosters for the boys.

They listen to rave music, paticualarly makina with mc-ing over it, known as New Monkey. They will often go to a club in Sunderland called The New Monkey where they listen to these MC's, the most famous being MC Stompin, here they will take lots of pills and get wasted, proceed to the chillout room and get stone on tac (cheap cannabis resin)

They live on benefits or if there lucky McDonalds income.

They engage in underage sex and the females will often have kids by the age of 14.

They swear alot and use there own type of language.
Look at them charvers outside the off license.
by Mr_Pope October 08, 2005
in my opinion there are 2 main species in this world male and female, then theres charvers, the average chaver, insists on listening to sean-paul and techno music- the girls put there make-up on with an ice cream scoop, the boys put a tub of superdrug value on there hardle-non-existant hair- they walk like they have piles- they never have heard of contraception as they got kicked out of school when they were 8 and took a building corse , were they learn to cement bricks together, so by the time there 12 theyve produced a herd of offspring-when they have there children they dress them like a clone of there parents in fake burberry, burberry in general is tacky enough, and addidas trainers, with plated 'gold' earings that look more like bracelets with hiddeuos patterns fashioned around the edges-they hang around on street corners drinking shoving a fag down there babys mouth and shout at passers-by.
go to ur nearest bus-shelter and shout names such as brtiney-casey-jade or mercedes
by samantha January 25, 2004

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