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Charitable Disguise 

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.
I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

Charitable Donation 

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.
"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."
Charitable Donation by germ war February 14, 2009

Charitable Pierre 

When you finish going down on a woman's vagina and use your fingers to wipe away her pussy juices from your upper lip in the form of a thin pencil moustache.
"She was so juicy I had to give myself a Charitable Pierre when I came up for air"

Charitable Cadger 

Someone who generously donates to charity, despite scarcely being able to afford it. Apparently should a time come when they themselves are in need of charity it will be nowhere to be found.
Mark my words Cratchit! You’ll get nowhere in this world by being a charitable cadger.

charitable celebrity 

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.
charitable celebrity:Bono, Angelina Jolie
charitable celebrity by Mimono December 2, 2010

Charitable 7 

A girl that realistically should be a 6 but there’s something about her, so you charitably give her a rating of 7.
“She’s not all that, she’s a charitable 7 at best”.
Charitable 7 by Skowl January 5, 2022