chalimony
Dude, my chalimony payments are depleting my kraft singles!
chalimony by slimshaddytn March 11, 2007
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Catimony
That's when your ex was such a douche you got cat support for your 3 cats for life. Alimony meets child support for cats!
Catimony by rock a shellar August 17, 2012
cHarmony
an official dating website for "sexy" cats. Specifically NOT to be used by ugly cats. (cats can and will be rated ugly or sexy). this website is used by all of about 5 people and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives. MEOW.
"Hey friend, I'm feeling pretty lonely today"
"Me too, lets go check out cHarmony!!!"
"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"
Tiger: Shalom! I'm a SUT looking for a SUQ!"
"Me too, lets go check out cHarmony!!!"
"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"
Tiger: Shalom! I'm a SUT looking for a SUQ!"
cHarmony by CrazyCatChicks December 18, 2011
Charmony
Charmony Coates also known as Niecy by all her friends is a determined go getter. Self made, independent, the “ big sister”, the great friend, Ms. Make It Happen!
Charmony is a great person.
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chanmonychan by oogalooma March 9, 2023
chelmony
Chelmony is a kind of tufted woven cloth evenly distributed short threads that has a distinctive feel. It is a synonym for velvet, because that words makes people with synaesthesia shudder.
“In the past, chelmony was typically made from silk. Today, chelmony can be made from linen, cotton, wool and synthetic fibres which can be an unpleasant texture.”
“Would you like another slice of red chelmony cake?”
“It was chelmony to the touch.”
“Would you like another slice of red chelmony cake?”
“It was chelmony to the touch.”
chelmony by Miss Andrist May 30, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.